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iLaughed so loud my supervisor came over to ask me if i was ok!
Yesssss! Cupboardgerl!
FOOOOOOOOOOOD PORN FER YER DASHBOARD!
oooh yeah drizzle that milky darkness all over them balls…ooooh just like that baby…
I’m cracking up
Chapter 1: “Jirani Gets A Protein Shake for Breakfast”- Excerpt from Prison Politics: The Well,Chapter 4 (featuring Jirani and Khalil)
Chapter 2: “Breakup to Makeup” - Excerpt from Thugharmony Vol 1: Thugharmony.com, Chapter 1 (featuring Calvin and Marcus)
Chapter 3: “It’s Hot in Here” - Excerpt from Laws & Repercussions,Chapter 1:(Featuring Jesse and Metim- lol, yes I wrote myself into a sex scene a long time ago)
Chapter 4: “The Very First Time” - Excerpt from Majik Tricks Vol. 1: A Pinch of Majik, Chapter Chapter 5 (Featuring James and Majik)
Chapter 5: “We Shouldn’t Be Doing This” - Excerpt from Thugharmony Vol 1: Thugharmony.com, Chapter 3 (Featuring Calvin and Jerome)
Chapter 6: “Initiation” - Excerpt from Prison Politics: The Well (special edition),Chapter 32 (Featuring Aarif and Tiny Zeke)
Chapter 7: Currently untitled sex scene from untitled story lol.
Chapter 8: “Drive me wild” - Excerpt from Thugharmony Vol 3: Harmony Reloaded,Chapter 1 (Featuring Jerome and Calvin)
Chapter 9: “Happy Birthday, Bae” - Excerpt from Majik Tricks Vol 4: The Long Weekend, Chapter 1 (Featuring James and Majik)
Chapter 10: “Handcuff Me” - Excerpt from Laws & Repercussions,Chapter 2 (Featuring Jesse and Metim)
Chapter 11: “Whatever You Want” - Excerpt from Possessions, currently unwritten chapter (Featuring Ocory and Lee)
Ugh… I am so the-bomb.com. This is just genius, I swear to God. The problem is a few of these things need to be edited and a couple of them need to actually be written. But I swear, I’m going hard.
I like that… I think I’m going to do that. Pull some of the best sex scenes out of my stories and put them in one collection, that way I can promote all stories at once. This works!
He’s having a conversation with he guy ahead of him. He said, “I’m here to get the title of my car transferred into my name. My… uh… partner recently passed away.” Kind of adorable. I wonder if he chose partner because they had a civil union or if this is because it sounded better in his head. It may be a bIt insensitive to ask… and besides, I could be mistaken. He could be talking about an actual busines partner.
There’s 14 people in line ahead of me. I should have just found my checkbook and came back up here yesterday.
I don’t want to die alone or poor.
Well… as long as we wishing for shit, I don’t want to die violently.
before or after…who cares? hot!
I really like this image. Not sure why. Something subtly sexy about it. (Taken with instagram)
Another Tyra rant…
Tyra always said she would never do a male model edition of ANTM because there are no big name male models and people dont take male models serious. Yet she has a male model who has been modeling for 2 years on her show to judge female models? Ok. I would love if she did a male model version of ANTM, I think it would be popular.
Personally, I think (and I could be wrong) that CW is pushing for new, younger and sexier people. I’ve never really watched the show, but from the little I have seen, the judges table wasn’t the most attractive
If the new ANTM is just going to be Tyra flirting with Rob and making googly eyes at him, I don’t know if I’m going to be able to stomach that.
Does Tyra have a man? I could see her being a little cougarish having the man on her show.
Who knew that? Cuz I sure didn’t. I be listening to them New York niggas on the chatline always saying “Looking for that hookup with them dudes that got that white girl.” I knew it was code for a drug, but I thought they were talking about crack or cocaine. I didn’t know that was heroin. Oh… New York City is a dirty place. A dirty, dirty place.
